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/ Flugg's Law:            \
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| When you need to knock  |
| on wood is when you     |
| realize                 |
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| that the world is       |
| composed of vinyl,      |
\ naugahyde and aluminum. /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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